It’s the time of year when you become one of two types of people – those who carry on their lives without a care in the world, and those who shut themselves away from society, shunning usual pleasures of Facebook and Reddit and madly turning off carelessly left on radios and TVs with their elbows while blocking their ears with their fingers and singing “lalala I can’t hear you!” lest they inadvertently find out who won Eurovision before the big (delayed) reveal on SBS.

Our hosts this year are Sweden, presumably receiving Paid Eurovision Leave from their satisfying work-life balanced day jobs to bring us the magic that comes but once a year.

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Squiddly diddly

November 18, 2012 · 6 comments

Cooking squid at home can be a bit scary for two reasons – the process of transforming them from looking like little (peacefully sleeping) sea creatures to inanimate tubes ready for the kitchen, and the danger of ending up with conversation-stalling rubbery lumps if you overcook it.

Although the cleaning process involves a number of steps, like many things it’s really just a matter of figuring out where all the bits are located and then it’s quite straightforward. You can probably buy the tubes already prepared from your local fishmonger or supermarket, but I imagine the cost per kilo would be a fair bit more for these so I urge you to have a go at the cleaning process yourself. You never know what you might find. [click to read the rest of this post…]

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Margaret River Gourmet Escape – discounted ticket offer

17 October 2012

Spring, it is sprung! Well, it is trying. The spring slinky is not quite at perfectly-down-the-stairs mode, but rather down-a-couple-of-steps-and-then-you-have-to-nudge-it-again mode. Come late November, I am sure our summer clothes will have shed their musty winter smell and we’ll be well into the swing of bragging about our enormous zucchini plants on Facebook (there’s a terrible [...]

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They’re heading for the old mill!

26 September 2012
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It wasn’t cider that was calling us but spring weather had finally arrived and we decided to head off on a day trip to York to see what we could see. Country driving confidence is still not what it was pre-crash, but we happily encountered nothing but other Sunday drivers on the ~1 hr 20 [...]

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North Perth Seafood Chowder

9 September 2012

Chowder seems to be one of those dishes that causes fisticuffs between one town and another. It is, perhaps, the vanilla slice of New England and Atlantic Canada, with each chowder-maker laying claim to the definitive recipe. The word itself apparently has roots in the Latin word from which we get the word cauldron, and also in [...]

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Once upon a cake

3 June 2012
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You remind me of the babe What babe? The babe with the power What power? The power of voodoo Who do? You do! Do what? Remind me of the babe! You know who’s a total babe? My friend Kate. She is also the most impressive fancy dresser I know, proven by her win of best [...]

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Kick out the jams

20 May 2012
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So, I think I’ve left sufficient time between blog posts for Hold the Beef to become retro. Ten months is about all it takes these days, yeah? I realised too late that I should have had a Rugs-a-Million style closing down sale or a Farnesy-esque final tour before I disappeared off into the ether, but [...]

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My 7 Links

11 August 2011

Firstly, thanks to everyone for your support and donations with my Dry July efforts! It was a long 31 days, and even longer FIVE WEEKENDS but we got through it and well over $2.7 million was raised for adult cancer patients across the country. As wryly noted by Gcroft, I also seemed to give up [...]

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Lounging and Lunching

1 July 2011
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Ah, July. It’s a month to get accountants stocking up on tax-deductible coffee, us southern hemisphere dwellers to start getting a bit over this whole winter malarkey, and those of us who thought signing up for Dry July was a good idea wonder what the hell we were thinking. We must have been drunk. Dry [...]

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Amazing Honkers

3 June 2011
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Happiness is a Kong Foo Sing, with good fortune that it brings. So quit your moping, and crack one open. Smiles abound, the cookie has spoken. Unless of course you are tasked with biting into hundreds of fortune cookies, reading each one aloud in a quest to find the elusive one that will end the [...]

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